My neighbors on one side have several dogs on chains. That side of the yard smells like a zoo. They have one dog, who was born there last year, who gathers trash and other things left outside all over the nighborhood and decorates my yard and forest with it. He was the one who dismembered all the Barbies I had threatened to throw away. My mistake was leaving them on the porch. And he sat on all my corn stalks. The neighbors on the other side have a tiny little yapping dog who can go on for hours straight right outside my window. The problem is that these two dogs are best friends, and they meet daily in MY YARD.

But I love dogs. I just prefer well-behaved dogs. Today we are going to see some dogs who behave in ways you won’t even believe!

Skunkfeathers on The Dog.

Hey, puppy! Put on your best smile for the camera! (via Arbroath)

The world’s finest dog house.

Doggie Suicide, a tale (tail?) of love, betrayal, and danger.

Marti has some more dog jokes.

Watch this dog play Simon Says! (via Arbroath)


These really smart dogs can escape anything!


Can you tell the mutts from the “designer dogs”? Take the test!

Vote for your favorite dog (or cat) at Pikapet. Or you can submit YOUR dog! (via Yesbutnobutyes)

Great Babysitter Dane, the tickle-monster.

Skateboarding dog. (via Arbroath)

Bornfool has an old dog joke.

It doesn’t matter that the text is in Japanese... its a photoblog of crazy dog pictures!

Don’t try to take a dog’s beer away!

New Dog Crossbreeds

(lifted from Wulfweard)

Collie + Lhasa Apso=Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow=Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter=Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund=Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso=Peekasso, an abstract dog

Labrador + Curly Coated Retriever=Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound=Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog=Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador=Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer=Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute=Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier=Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

THE TALKING DOG

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?"

"Roof!" the dog replies.

"Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’."

"No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?"

"Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience.

"No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.

And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

Previously on Miss Cellania: Dogs

Thought for today: I love dogs. They live in the moment and don't care about anything except affection and food. They're loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn complicated. -David Duchovny

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