Body hair. Its everywhere! And people don’t like it. There are as many ways to remove body hair as there are hairs on your body. Especially lately. I’ve been collecting links on this subject for close to a year now, but in the past week or so, its become a hot topic. I see bloggers discussing hair all over (meaning all over the Blogosphere AND all over the body)! So the time has come to explore in depth the problems and solutions associated with body hair. And if we can’t find those solutions, maybe we can get a laugh out of it anyway.

PAgent amusingly explains how men get hairier with age.

Shave Everywhere.

Who ya gonna call? Furbusters!

Gran on Bran wrote about the evolution of razors.

Shaving tips.

Some guys, ya just want to take a razor and get rid of that body hair for them... well, here you can do it!

Gillette’s new advertising includes a site about women protesting hairy men. Its a tit-for-tat, so to speak, imagining a world where women don’t shave, either. Includes video.

Man sets record for world’s longest eyebrow hair!

And the longest nipple hair.

Try to match the beard with the celebrity who owns it in Name That Beard. Catchy music here, too! (via Arbroath)

Gallery of Bad Hair.

If you don’t shower or change clothes, stuff might start growing on you. At least, thats what Mom told us. But it really happened to this guy!

How do you get rid of nose hair? How about hot wax?!

Or you could just pluck it.

But don’t do it in public.


The amazing transforming power of makeup. Maybe I should try some!

Raggedy has some hair removal tips of her own!

You could try Satellite Laser Hair Removal!

In Japan, you’d learn about the legion of happy armpit hairs.

Here’s how the US Army teaches personal hygiene. With more download time, you can see the larger 256K version here.

No post on grooming, especially with the emphasis on body hair, would be complete without the hot wax story. I’ve posted it before, but if you’ve never read this, you are in for a treat!

Heather does hair removal the easy way: let someone else do it while you nod off.

Also worth another look is this video of women receiving a bikini wax.

THE SHAVE

After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barber shop which was owned by the pastor of the town Baptist Church. The barber's wife, Grace, was working, so she performed the task

Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water and said, "That will be $20."

The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid the bill and went to work. The next morning the man looked in the mirror, and his face was as smooth as it had been when he left the barber shop the day before. Not bad, he thought. At least I don't need to get a shave every day.

The next morning, the man's face was still smooth. Two weeks later, the man was still unable to find any trace of whiskers on his face. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the barber shop. "I thought $20 was high for a shave", he told the barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started growing back."

The expression on her face didn't even change, expecting his comment. She responded, "You were shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."

THE OTHER SHAVE

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

Previously on Miss Cellania:

Hair and Bald Men

Thought for today: Never get up in the morning with a long face, or you will have that much more to shave.

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