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And this, fellow readers, is why Miss Cellania is probably the best writer we've ever had. A thing of beauty. -YesButNoButYes

...Miss Cellania who’s wonderfully funny and knowledgeable and also happens to write for Mental Floss. Her personal blog is updated as often as any multi-contributor blog site and has some wonderful gems... -Infinite Well

Miss Cellania has links, doctored-up photos staring Miss C. herself and YouTube videos from anywhere and everywhere on the internet. If it's funny, you'll probably see it first on her blog. -Suzanne Broughton

Miss Cellania has a site that is to die for. Whenever it’s time for a bit of a smile, interspersed with a gaffaw or two, I head on over there. -Compass Points

If you’re jonesing for more links you may want to visit Miss Cellania’s blog. Or should I say blogs. She’s like the blogosphere’s version of that Jamaican family from In Living Color. She has more blogs than they had jobs. If she starts contributing to one more blog I’m going to stage an intervention. -Cynical-C

I could never in a million years come up with half the wonderful facts, news, links et al that pepper every post she creates. -Mad Baggage

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She finds the coolest, funniest stuff day after day. How on earth she does this I have no clue. -NYC Educator

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If you're not regularly heading over and reading her well compiled, link-filled-goodness posts already, then maybe you should take a step back and do some self reflection and introspection to make sure your life is headed the direction it needs to be and that you're on a path that is fulfilling to you and your fellow man, as a person and as an American. -Hoodlumman

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Thursday
13Jul2006

Fish Tank

fishtankoffice.jpg“They” say that looking at fish in an aquarium will lower your blood pressure. I saw sharks in a tank recently at the Newport Aquarium, and I can’t imagine someone’s blood pressure going DOWN over that! But a tank of fish in th house can be really relaxing.... AFTER you’ve set it up, stocked it, cleaned it, aerated it, tested it, and fed the fish. Its also a fine alternative to fur and feathers if you have allergies. Fish tanks need to be cleaned and maintained, but at least the mess is contained in a small area, UNLIKE the chaos that greeted me after I left two cats in the house alone for five days. I always had an aquarium, especially in those rented apartments where “pets” were not allowed. Now I have a cement pond to keep the fish in, but I also have an aquarium, in case I ever get the energy to set it up in the winter. Don’t hold your breath. But I have seen some AWESOME aquariums on the internet that I’d be proud to own, IF I could afford fishtanktv.jpgthem.

Pieter van Suijlekom's Reef Aquarium will knock your socks off.

The Fish Highway is too cool.

The Albino Black Sheep fishtank is a fully customized aquarium that you don’t ever have to clean!

For the fish who has everything: a set of wheels.

Fish tank with a birdcage inside... believe it or don’t! (via the Seven Deadly Sinners)

A little video of one of those “oops” moments!

Turn your old TV set into an aquarium!

Kim Keever creates art photography by building her own landscapes in an aquarium.

Check out the award-winning t-shirt that illustrates this post!

fishtankbarcelona.jpgTHE ROCK

Once upon a time, there lived a little gray rock in a fish tank. His dream was to be a driveway rock.The little gray rock had two friends that lived with him in the fish tank, a red rock and a blue rock.

Everyday the fish that lived in the fish tank with them, would come over and make weird faces at them. The little gray rock really started to get bugged by this, so he formulated a plan with his friends. They decided the next time that fish came over, the little gray rock would climb onto his friends and smash the fish.

Well, that's just what they did and it killed the fish. The owners of the fish saw that the fish was dead so they flushed the fish down the toilet, and threw the rocks out onto the driveway.

MORAL: Use your friends, smash your enemies, and you get what you want.

THE FUNERALfishtankbubbles.jpg

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

Thought for today: Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You drive. I'll man the guns."

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Reader Comments (15)

I sure am tired.. I am glad you left a comment. The link that said Hoss was supposed to have your name there. If you clicked on the link it would have brought you here.I put your link in but forgot to type Miss C...Phew....
I will be back later to check your post..hugssssssssss
07.13.06 @ 01:57AM | Unregistered CommenterRaggedy
I was NOT expecting the punchline in your last joke! Very cute.
07.13.06 @ 08:53AM | Unregistered Commenterjules
I have always loved fish tanks, but unfortunately, my abilities with fish are much like my abilities with plants, they die. LOL I loved the Evil Clown Fish in the Albinoblacksheep tank.

Have a great weekend and I'll stop in as I can while I'm in Denver.
07.13.06 @ 09:48AM | Unregistered CommenterKaren
LOL. I really liked that rock story!!
07.13.06 @ 10:47AM | Unregistered CommenterRachel
You saw the NAKED COWBOY! Live and in the flesh!!

I think that fish tank/bird cage is pretty. I could find a place to display that, without any fish or birds of course.
I have always like fish tanks, but as you said, the setting up and maintenance of them can be annoying. I think the more expensive the tank, the less work it takes for upkeep. So, save up before you buy one.
We always had a fish tank when I was growing up, but all my kids have had are an occasional goldfish or beta fish. They've never lasted very long, so our toilet had many a funeral.
Cute cartoons, especially the one with the butt bubbles.
That kid buried the CAT!!!!! Hahahaha.
07.13.06 @ 12:08PM | Unregistered CommenterJamie Dawn
07.13.06 @ 12:22PM | Unregistered Commenteractor212
My fish story...

I used to have this big old gold fish named Patton. Patton lived for, goodness knows, maybe eight years?

Anyway, he had gotten so used to the routines of the day that, when my mom or I would clean his tank, he'd swim INTO my hand, and relax there while I moved him to a clean pot with fresh water.

Rinse the tank, screen the gravel, replace old plants, and then he'd swim into my hand again, and lay there while I moved him back.
07.13.06 @ 12:25PM | Unregistered Commenteractor212
Hi Miss Cellania, also let us not forget the new "aquariass", the toilet aquarium.

http://elseware.to/products/aq.htm
07.13.06 @ 01:56PM | Unregistered Commenterisabelle
Stupid cat! Hah!

That Netherlands tank is something else. Amazing how a hobby can take you over....
07.13.06 @ 02:47PM | Unregistered CommenterOld Horsetail Snake
Imagine the havoc awaiting sports/recreational fishermen the world over, if one fish learns to drive the tank, and the other learns to work the gun...
07.13.06 @ 07:24PM | Unregistered CommenterSkunkfeathers
Cool fish stories! :)

Melissa
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07.13.06 @ 07:36PM | Unregistered CommenterMelissa
All the links worked and I loved it. I have been here bout 3 times now...teehee... I am amazed at the beauty of some of those aquariums. I had the joke about the gold fish burry for a long time. You cleaned it up nice... Great post! You rock!

Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) meow hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one
07.13.06 @ 09:24PM | Unregistered CommenterRaggedy
I am SO going to steal that link to the fish highway.
07.14.06 @ 12:47PM | Unregistered CommenterPAgent
Nice blog, i have added it to my favourites, greetings
07.23.08 @ 01:37PM | Unregistered CommenterAleks@Fish tank datails
thank you .
08.01.08 @ 01:00PM | Unregistered Commenterمنتدى كوره

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