I’ve been told that posting blonde jokes is a cop out. Oh well, I was out of town over the weekend and got really behind in preparing posts. I can’t help it if I get lazy every once in a while. Life is hard when you’re unattached and unemployed. I have to take care of so many things, like the daily nap and surfing other people’s blogs, ya know. And there’s just SO much material about those of us who use chemicals to enhance our crowning glory. So there!

A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

The Origin of Blondes.

A blonde in Las Vegas.

THE VENTRILOQUIST

A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, the goes through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 2nd row stands on her chair and shouts: "I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes!
"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes but women in general. And you do it all in the name of humor".
Quite taken aback, the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize.
But the blonde yells again, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

Blonde Intelligence.

Jessica Simpson’s Brain.

George W. Bush finds a way to look smart.

Sometimes blondes are way smarter than they let on.

Bimbo Rock.

The newest product from the makers of OnStar, here is BlondeStar.

AT THE OFFICE

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

AT THE OFFICE AGAIN

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " ...And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

Gum Blondes. Portraits of blonde women made by sticking used wads of gum on boards.

Blonde joke.

Lots of blonde jokes.

Mega List of Blonde jokes.

THE BUILDERS

Carol and Donna were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

Thought for today: When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me. --Kylie Bax.

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