Whew! Looks like I’ve made it through my ten days at this new site, and I feel like I’ve been through college again! When I signed up with Squarespace, I thought I would have plenty of time to learn my way around it before launching, but it was barely hours later when the old site seized up and would not publish anything... so I scrambled to get this one online quick. Thanks to FTS and Nollind Whachell for walking me through it. Thanks to Alex at Neatorama, who featured my Kentucky post this week, and to Arbroath for this post, and especially to the guys at Eat My Hamster for linking me on their front page. Thanks to Bill for bringing the Widownet folks over. Big kisses to whoever got me my first Google search hit by entering this sweet little search term.

Just a couple of days ago, I found out that even though you cannot see anything new on the front page of the old site, if you go to the May archives, all my desperate attempts at publishing and reformatting show up loud and clear!

If you’ve got Miss Cellania on your blogroll, please do me a big favor and change it to read http://misscellania.squarespace.com because the old blogspot site isn’t doing me much good, although it still gets as many hits as it ever did. Thanks! And I still very much appreciate suggestions, jokes, and links. Got a topic? I’ll see what I can do with it! Now lets have some links!

What kind of coffee am I?

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it Your caffeine addiction level: high

Click the Color is a game that drove me crazy just trying to figure out how to play. It goes pretty fast, see. After screwing up a dozen times, I figured out where the parts were. THEN I really went to town! The trick is to enjoy it before the chanting becomes too annoying.

Look with this truck can do! 

The Museum of Mideval Torture Instruments in Prague.

The Political Dr. Seuss.

I remember these lines from the movie Arthur.
Liza Minelli: Would a real woman make you quit drinking?
Dudley Moore: It would have to be a real BIG woman! (via Arbroath)

CONVERSATION IN BED

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter?  Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There!  Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

If you haven’t played The Prisoner’s Dilemma lately, give it a shot.

Check your inflation rates at How Much Is That Worth Today?

Parody song: I’m So Loathsome I Could Spy. (Thanks, Ed!)

Life of a Rock Star. Translated as the Geological Survey of Canada.

Snakes on everything BUT a plane.

I need to keep this glossary of Blogging Jargon handy, since I still sometimes don’t know what’s going on. Like that will help!

Cursor Catcher! Do’t let him take your cursor!

Yes, you spend too much time sitting in front of the computer. So here’s how to use your feet to surf the net! (lifted from Ramble On)

Sometime I marvel at the wonderful possibilities and the innovative uses of the internet. Then I see something like Rocks Shaped Like Shoes, and I marvel at all the wasted brain cells and bandwidth. (via the Presurfer)

Phil Jacobsen is mourning the loss of Vern, the last of his kind on the entire continent. RIP Vern. If you read this, get your hankies out.

Congratulations! My friend (and regular contributor) Joe has won the League of Kentucky Sportsmen's award for Conservation Educator of the Year 2006!

Thought for today: Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

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