Nominations are closed, but voting is open through April 6th for the Sexiest Male Blogger at Best of Blogger. I found out about it when someone asked me to vote for Hoss, then Carl got a bit upset, and now I know several guys in the running. My solution is to vote early and often. After all, the next contest will be for Funniest Female Blogger, and I will need all the help I can get!

Here�s an innovative way to make friends!

Mamacita has a short course on polygamy, with links. Be sure to check out the creepy Polygamy Personals.

What strange and foreign object can we stick a computer inside of today? Neatorama answered with the ultimate list of case mods. Fascinating. I most relate to the PC inside a coffeemaker. What�s more, Alex submitted this link to ME! I am ultimately flattered, because Neatorama is one of the 600 pound gorillas of the Blogosphere. Just a real cool site.

Guys, if you really want to know what a woman wants to hear from you, read this site. Especially the January 13th entry. I�d marry him myself if he weren�t so young. BUT if you want to know how to BE a real man (which is altogether more important), see what Joel says about it.


Blog of the day: Useless Advice from Useless Men. Very descriptive title. So many men, so little utility.





Neatorama has the answer to the age-old question, how did all those Jackasses get to California?

Real things people said that are funnier than anything we can make up.

1950s anti-gay film warning boys of the dangers of homosexuals who are "sick" and "contagious".
Marti posted The Homosexual Agenda.

Take the Senses Challenge. I got half of them right.

OK guys, quick! Try to think about anything but sex!

A little game of Grab Ass.

Top 87 Bad Predictions of the Future. Yeah, rock and roll will be gone by June 1955.

Ringtone Killer is a game where you can shoot cellphones and the folks who use them. The good news is that you never seem to run out of ammo. The bad news is that you never run out of targets. (via Arbroath where I also found the following picture...)



I find this composition delightful on many levels.











SIXTY YEARS

In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So, the reporter went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there was the old man, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray, and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane in a very slow fashion, she approached him for an interview. "I'm a reporter, and I'd like to ask how long you've been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years," says the old man.

"Sixty years? That's amazing! What do you pray for?" asked the reporter.

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" asked the journalist.

"Like I'm talking to a friggin' wall."

The essay generator. Don�t let my kids see this, or else they will NEVER do any more school papers themselves!

Another free dating site, Google Romance. Everybody wants to get into the act!

Plot your religious beliefs by taking the Belief-O-Matic test. (Thanks, Ed!)

My results (no surprises here):

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (86%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (85%)
5. Roman Catholic (85%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (85%)
7. Liberal Quakers (76%)
8. Unitarian Universalism (63%)
9. Reform Judaism (63%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (61%)
11. Sikhism (60%)
12. Hinduism (59%)
13. Islam (54%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)
15. Bah�'� Faith (47%)
16. Neo-Pagan (41%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (35%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
20. New Age (34%)
21. Secular Humanism (34%)
22. Taoism (34%)
23. Scientology (31%)
24. New Thought (31%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
26. Jainism (27%)
27. Nontheist (22%)




EDS PHYSICAL (Thanks, Eva!)

Ed Schneider goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Ed everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Ed replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof, the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Tootie, Ed's wife.

"Tootie," he says, "Ed is doing fine! But I had to call you, because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof, the light goes off?"

"Oh my God! "Tootie exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"




Tricks of the Trade. Advice from professionals on all kinds of different things. You can submit your professional tricks, also!

The Black-Eyed Peas featuring George Bush in My Slump, a video from Mad TV.

Thought for today: Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain

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