Hey, Geeks need some lovin’ too! He may spend all day using some language you don’t speak, running machines you don’t understand, and generally being cerebral, but he’s still a man! Behind those glasses, underneath the ponytail, there’s a guy with a big brain who also thinks with the same organ all men use, whenever they get a chance.

They say that guys who spend too much time on the computer don’t get laid. There are those who will do a trade. And sometimes it pays off.

Sexual Moments in Video Game History. This list doesn’t focus on games designed to be sexual in nature, but only the unintended but amusing moments into which you can easily read something very Fruedian.

Its not always easy to host a live call-in shopping show. Especially when Randy calls in. (Thanks, Dawn!)

Sex Tips for geeks.

Nerd Romance Novels, for the women who love nerds (and there are plenty of us)! (via Neatorama)

Women love nerds as well as geeks, they just find them hard to reach. This blog entry talks about a study showing nerds do just fine, thank you. They will even brag about it, if given half a chance. Here are the reasons nerds are such good lovers.

I also found a dating service for nerds... and its FREE! If you find a match, whether on this site or not, you may want to consult this dating guide for nerds.

And if it comes down to it, there's even nerd advice about how to be good in bed.

Dating A Nerd 101.

If all else fails, watch this SNL skit about phone sex for nerds.

The Top 5 MENSA Pick-Up Lines

5> "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?"

4> "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."

3> "Ooohh, your IQ is 145?  I like 'em dumb and strong!"

2> "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me."

and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...
1> "Baby, I'll have you barking like a canis familiaris."

PRODUCTS TO MAKE LIFE EASIER

WAYS A GEEK CAN IMPRESS A DATE

10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.

9. Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages about Satan.

8. Invite her back to your place to show her the etchings on your Newton MessagePad.

7. Let the lady go first when you reach the virtual reality escalator.

6. Serenade her with your MIDI-compatible drum pads.

5. Have your dinner illuminated by the soft glow of an active-matrix LCD panel.

4. If you're getting serious, consider a set of "his 'n' her" system unit keys.

3. Drive her crazy by murmuring tender love words with the help of a French-speaking voice synthesizer.

2. Never type on your date's laptop computer without permission, particularly if the system is on her lap.

AND THE #1 WAY A COMPUTER GUY CAN IMPRESS HIS DATE:
1. When things get tough, simply ask yourself, "What would Bill Gates do in a situation like this?

Previously on Miss Cellania: Tech Support,  Computer Trap Shoot, Geeks, and Tech Jokes 2.0.

Thought for today: I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.

PS The finalists for the 2006 Weblog Awards have been selected. A hearty congratulations to konagod for his nomination in the Best New Blog category! Congratulations and recommendations also go to Jon Swift for Best Humor Blog, Jesus’ General for Best Liberal Blog (although I also like Skippy and Shakespeare’s Sister), Brain Hell for Best Medical/Health Blog, Crooks and Liars for Best Video Blog, File It Under for Best of the Top 5001-6750 Blogs, and Scribal Terror for Best of the 6751-8750 Blogs. There are lots more categories, go see who’s nominated at the Weblog Awards site. Voting will begin Thursday. 

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