While everyone else is doing New Year’s Eve posts and looking back at the year that was 2006, I’ll do something a little different and look back at just the past month. But then, thats nothing different, since I do this every month. It really screws with holidays which fall on the last day of the month, which is Halloween and New Year’s Eve. But it makes looking in the archives a lot easier. When you go to any past month, the top post has an index of what you are really looking for. Or, what I am really looking for, because I’m the only one that visits the archives. But thats OK, since its all about me anyway. 

The most poppular posts of the month were  Sci-Fi Christmas and  Bad Santa, followed closely by  Redneck Christmas and  Senior Sex. So I know where your tastes lie! 

VIDEOS AND CARTOONS

Extreme Wheelchair.
Lasse Gjertsen video collection.
White Christmas by the Drifters, performed by Santa and his reindeer.
The SNL video archives.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Bad day at the Lube Shop.
IAWL in 30 seconds, recreated by bunnies. 
The five-minute condensed version of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, performed entirely on bicycle parts.
Dipsy does MC Hammer.
The rudest Christmas song ever.
You’ll love this collection of drunk Santa videos.
SNL's Dick in a Box. 
The 12 Diseases of Christmas.
Benny Hinn mixed with Drowning Pool: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.
Merry Christmas, I got You Herpes.
The exploding whale.
Blonde moment from The Newlywed Game.
This Puppy’s Christmas.
Christmas prank: Mistletoe in an elevator.
The Narrator that Ruined Christmas.

Robot Chicken does Calvin and Hobbes.

WEBSITES

The mathematical term called the Tits Group.
A free dating service called Nerd Passions.
Simon Sez Santa.
Sexual Moments in Video Game History.
Mr. Joe Blog published a nice review of this site.
Nominations for the Fark Headline of the Year.
The Top Ten Top Ten Lists of 2006.
This guy needs to be slapped.
The Lawnchair Pilot.
A new site called Weird Dating Mail.
Thirteen Ways to Humiliate Santa Claus. 
The Corporate Scrooge Contest Results.
The Christmas Fart.
Here’s a special message from Santa.
A Tale of Two Cockies
Barbie's and Ken's letters to Santa.

TOOLS 

Snowglobe generator from Glass Giant.
Another way to make your own snowglobe.
The Christmas song generator.
Elf Yourself.

GAMES AND QUIZZES

Christmas Carol Quiz.
Winter Workout.
The classic Elf Snowball game.
Kill the Teletubbies!
Trivia quiz on memorable lines from IAWL!
What breakfast cereal are you?
Chaos Kitty presents a rather silly holiday game.

Don't you just love those bacon machines they have in the ladies room, right beside the sinks? 

PRODUCTS 

X-rated Christmas Ornaments.
The annoying toy of the year award goes to the flying monkey.
The OhMiBod vibrator:
Oy to the World.
The Egg Cuber.

Letters! I get letters! I think the Simon Sez Santa. link was a real hit.

Since you put the link to that Simon Sez Santa game on your site, my coworkers and I have gotten absolutely nothing done.

Look at all the commands we're unearthed: spit milk, spank elf, skip, balls, slap deer, burn tree, flirt, kiss, marry me, cellphone, pick up elf, burn chair, kill, die, love, kiss deer, elf kiss deer, beg, pout, wink, blink, tongue trick, touch ear, pull hair, jump rope, thumb wrestle, recite poem, act, imitate george bush, ninja, flip, skateboard, golf, monkey, who are you, you're fat, you're funny, you're ugly, bring me a man, tell my fortune, trumpet, harmonica, cow, crow, you suck, you scuk (found this one accidently), pick up deer, fly, wax on, karate, freestyle, yodel, gargle, juggle, jump over chair, kick deer, kick chair, burn deer, hit deer, pet deer, kill deer, jump on tree, decorate tree, give me a present, insult me, break present, tennis, soccer, heisman, think, shake, raise arm, touch nose with tongue, hop on one foot, rock, sing, air guitar, guitar, drums, tap dance, hula hoop, read a book, shake butt, cabbage patch, kneel, pray, creep me out, hit yourself, happy, show teeth, square dance, snakes, vogue, matrix, gag, run into wall, pee, poop, roll over, take off beard, fart, opera, sit, macarena, frisbee, cartwheel, splits, back flip, slap thigh, worm, gymnastics, click heels, walk on hands, rub belly, peekaboo, eat, see food, finger, mad, cuss, kiss muscle, flex, sit indian style, yoga, laugh, act silly, ride a pony, swim, fall down, choke yourself, okay, surf, porn, pinch yourself, heart attack, stress, kick present, stub toe, whistle, whisper, tell me a secret, tantrum, drunk, push up, drink milk, beer, surprise me, dive, evil eye, blow nose and subservient chicken.

As you can tell, we're just like Santa: we're only working one day in December.

Thanks again for the link (I think).
Wally J

Worst Burglar Ever

SUBJECT INDEX

2006
Bad Santa
Boxing Day Links
Breakfast 2
Car Buying
The Cat’s Christmas
Christmas at War
Christmas Decorations
Christmas for Kids
Christmas Links Volume One
Christmas Links Volume Two
Christmas Links Volume Three
Christmas Treats
Dating
December 3 Links
December 10 Links
A Dog’s Christmas
Elves
Flamingos and Other Birds
Forest Creatures
Geek Sex
Good Tidings of Great Joy
It’s A Wonderful Life
Kid’s Stuff
Letters to Santa
Mathematics
Redneck Christmas
Sci-Fi Christmas
Senior Sex
Tech Humor  

Since it IS New Year's Eve, I have a little musical celebration for you! So bring your good times, and your laughter, too. Have a wonderful New Year!

Thought for today: My New Years greeting to you!

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