Cowboy Love
Thursday, 11.02.06 @ 12:02AM 
In the 1800s, Miss Cellania is the savvy, stunning saloon owner who, on the advice of her best friend Raggedy, dares to give love one more chance. When The Naked Cowboy rides into town on the rails of the new railroad, his smile steals our heroine's heart - but his holster is loaded with a secret that could blast away her livelihood!
Can Miss trust a man who may ultimately destroy her? Will Naked choose business or pleasure before his secret is revealed? Saddle up for love, passion and humor!
The above was provided by Romances By You, where you can order a romance novel printed with you and your lover as the stars of the story. Or, in my case, a reasonable facsimile.
How well can you speak cowboy?
Play poker against your favorite character from the HBO series Deadwood.
Horses don’t like to be branded. Sometimes, they will let you know.
THE BLONDE COWBOY
(Thanks, Eva!)
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.. so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy....
And here I am”.
Wanted: Cowgirls is an extensive gallery of women of the west, in whatever form they come in. (via the Presurfer)
If you think the culture of the Old West is just a bunch of stories of a bygone era, read about the brawl that captived tourists recently in Cody, Wyoming.
RODEO
Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first cowboy says his favorite position is the "rodeo".
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how do you do it?
The first cowboy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style.
Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, leanforward and whisper in her ear: "Your sister likes this position too."
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
Previously on Miss Cellania: Cowboys
Thought for today: ...there's nothin' in life that's worth doin', if it cain't be done from a horse... ~Red Steagall
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Reader Comments (10)
LOVE the romance story! I'm gonna check out that site.
We were "in the saddle" and she kicked out and kicked the water pitcher right over my shoulder and on to her face. She was blubbering and thrashing about, trying not to drown, I guess, and I was, shall we say, "finishing up". It was quite a tussle, touch and go for a second, but I rode that dogy into the ground.
I got 8 out of 10 on the Cowboyese quiz, which makes me wonder how I missed two. I've never actually worked stock myself, but both my younger brothers were cowboys, and I grew up in ranch country.
Never trust a man who wears clean boots or drives an unscratched pickup.
Go to town, Cowboy.
Very funny.