The Penguin Post
Saturday, 11.11.06 @ 12:03AM 
Penguin used for slave labor!
Penguin Film as Political Fodder!
A Gay Penguin ran for office in 2004 and you missed it!
If you are a penguin, and you wear blue shoes, of course you’d go by the name Elvis! (via Arbroath)
Scientists develop Lunar Penguin Robot!
SPORTS
Play penguin baseball!
Extreme penguin baseball!
Penguin Shuffleboard!
Penguin Handball!
Penguin target practice! Fun when you finally hit one!
Ellen Goodman on the latest penguin controversy!
Traveling the world with stuffed penguins!
Garrison Keillor can take one lame penguin joke and turn it into a whole radio show!
Pictures of Lego penguins.
And a Penguin joke you won�t get!
MOVIES AND TV
The penguin movie Happy Feet will be out November 17th. Here’s the official site. Here’s the trailer.
Penguin chasing a monkey with a chainsaw!
The famous evil penguin!
And the sequel!
Cartoon short: Graham the Penguin!
Jumpstart is a cute animation starring an ostrich and a penguin. (via the Presurfer)
1. Opus
2. Chilly Willy
3. The Entire Cast of "March of the Penguins"
4. Tux the Linux penguin
5. Bud Ice penguin
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Drink Little Penguin Wine. Take the Little Penguin Politics survey. And maybe adopt a penguin.
A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn't serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves. The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!" The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Do you have any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says "No."
"Good!" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?"
Lots more penguin links and information!
This is so weird, I don't even know where to put it.
Misscellania definition
Polarize: What penguins see with.
This post was inspired by my friend Dawn in Louisiana.
adopt your own virtual pet!
Thought for today: "I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin - different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business." - Antarctic explorer Bernard Stonehouse
The original version of this post appeared on October 27, 2005.
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Reader Comments (9)
Why thanks.... there is no higher compliment :)
And thanks for the link :)
Sacred Chao
I saw that Penguin movie and females left their males to watch over the egg while they went "having fun" like swimming. If that's not pu**y whipped, nothing is!
I hate to pitch this idea, but perhaps feminists should adapt Penguin as their symbol...
Talk about strange relationships ;-)
(Dat's a penguin state of mind.)