Some people apparently are famous for being famous. Which usually passes right over my head. I occasionally turn to celebrity websites like  Snarkywood, because its tres funny, but I don’t know these people they’re talking about, or what they might be famous for. I am so out of the loop media-wise. I know what the big newspapers said yesterday, and I recognize a lot of “internet only” big names, but as far as movies and TV goes, I’m lost. And I’ve never even seen “Lost”. But as I surf, I do come across some really funny things to do with celebrities that I’m willing to share with you.

The Celebrity Ranker ranks just how popular and sexy people are, according to the Internet. The site analyzes the web pages in Google's database to find out what the Internet thinks about any celebrity. I ranked as the 6812th most populuar, and the 7,453rd sexiest of the 30,000 or so celebrities in their database. (via the Presurfer)

Celebrity mugshots. 

Celebrity Skin and Body Fluids sells celebrity waste and bacteria. Why? Because people just might buy it. (via the Presurfer)

Music star’s real names. (Thanks, Bill!)

Lewis Black on celebrity babies

The Super Friends have nothing on The Superficial Friends!

How to dress like a celebrity.

20 Questionable Career Moves in Entertainment history.

So You Think You Can Drive, Mel? is a game where you (as Mel Gibson) have to drive, collect tequila bottles, and avoid troopers and Stars of David. (via Ursi's blog)

Celebrities with and without makeup.

Celebrities when they were kids.

Celebrities Eating. Its pictures of... celebrities in the act of eating. Just confirming my belief that there is a blog about every subject possible. (via Dr. Blogstein)

Gallery of the Absurd is a wonderful place for snarky celebrity art.

Tom Cruise: The Truth Revealed. And Katie's puppetmaster. And their baby who was born by silent birth.

How to get into the Paris Hilton.

Admit it, you wouldn’t recognize Paris Hilton if she used a different facial expression.

Go Away Paris Hilton : a protest song. (via the Presurfer)

The secret behind the pantiless paparazzi shots you see so much of lately.

One of those shots sparked a discussion thread on Yesbutnobutyes.

And who could resist the Strip Paris Hilton Naked game? I could.

You most resemble Winona Ryder You are good looking and clever. You are also an active thrill seeker. You have a fairly acceptable personality, except for that pesky theft problem. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

SIGNS YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV

You think watching TV should be an Olympic sport.

You try to use the remote control to turn off your spouse.

You bought a state of the art monitor to watch televsion on.

While driving you motion for the remote control to change radio stations.

You take special pride in showing friends and family how to use their digital cable remote control.

Watching Benny Hinn is as close as you get to church.

Every time something funny happens you say, "This is like a Seinfeld episode."

Your life feels fulfilled knowing your subscription to TV Guide arrived in the mail.

A night out consists of ordering InDEMAND.

You have an autographed photo of John Stewart in your bathroom.

You have actually sent money to PBS.

You dream about TV.