Rabbits
Thursday, 10.26.06 @ 12:01AM 
You may (although probably not) have noticed a lack of bunny rabbits in my Petting Zoo post. Thats because they are all here. Bunny rabbits are rather busy in our modern mythology. They deliver Easter eggs, get pulled out of magician's hats, multiply like rabbits, and say "What's up, Doc?" You're supposed to eat carrots because they are good for your eyes... its obvious, because you've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, have you?
Bunnies are funny!
Gallery of photos of a rabbit with snack foods on his head. No doubt the explanation is hilarious, but I cannot read Japanese.
How bunnies look when they eat. Cute.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rabbit.
This vicious bunny attack was caught on video!
Bunnies are multiplying all over Vermont! I think it may have something to do with 30-Second Bunny Theatre.
Bugs Bunny in Fresh Hare (1942)
Play the game Tragedy of the Bunnies which is really more than just a game.
Have you ever seen a bunny yawn? Bunny Yawns is a collection of yawning rabbits, both pictures and videos.
SURGERY
So, this rabbit goes to the dentist to have his teeth cleaned and the dentist tells him he needs to do an extraction.
"I'm going to need to give you some anesthetic," the dentist says.
"I don't need any!" says the rabbit.
"Well, gee," says the dentist, thinking that it'll really hurt otherwise, "why not?"
"Cuz I'm the Ether Bunny!!"
THE NEW PET
The children begged for a bunny rabbit, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named it Danny. Two months later, when Mom found herself responsible for cleaning and feeding the creature, she located a prospective new home for it.
The children took the news of Danny's imminent departure quite well, though one of them remarked, "He's been around here a long time--we'll miss him."
"Yes," Mom replied, "But he's too much work for one person, and since I'm that one person, I say he goes."
Another child offered, "Well, maybe if he wouldn't eat so much and wouldn't be so messy, we could keep him."
But Mom was firm. "It's time to take Danny to his new home now," she insisted. "Go and get his cage."
With one voice and in tearful outrage the children shouted, "Danny? We thought you said Daddy!"
Thought for today: You’re no bunny ‘til some bunny loves you.
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Reader Comments (10)
-- I heard he got arrested for Battery
Have a great day!
Now I have rabbits in my yard.
One of the best books I ever read was Watership Down. I may read the sequel next.
I haven't checked Snopes to verify the version I heard.