Chocolate
What can I say about chocolate? I can say its ambrosia. The food of the ancient gods, worthy of sacrifice. The food that makes you feel human when the world is falling down around you. It can make you feel loved when are down in the dumps. It can make you instant friends. It can make you my friend. I love chocolate. Mind you, I don�t eat large amounts, but as a treat, its heavenly.
Activities planned at the MIT Laboratory for Chocolate Science. I bet the geeks who work there have NO problem picking up women!
Candy games for the kids at Wonka.com.
For adults, Strip Chocolate. Sorry, its not one you can play online.
Design and purchase your own M&Ms for Valentines Day, or for any occasion.
Design your own virtual M&Ms free! These can be sent out as greetings.
Send some virtual chocolate.
If you don�t care about the chocolate content (must be for someone besides yourself... or me) then you could go with the custom printed candy hearts.
Here�s a candy bar I�d like to try: Hooah! developed by the US Military. If you�ve eaten one, let me know if its delicious or not.
Scaramouch reviews chocolates.
Chocolate voodoo doll.. . get this as a Valentine gift for your bud going through a nasty breakup!
The Long Grove Chocolate Festival.
Olympic Chocolate Festival, Sequim, Washington.
One thing the chocolate festivals all have in common is the chocolate sculptures. Here's how to make your own chocolate for sculpting.
Chocolate poetry.
CANDY BLOGS
The Candy Addict
Hot Chocolate
CyberChocolate
The Pod
Diet Tips (lifted from Wulfweard)
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fr
uit, so eat as many as you want.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shops in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the car park.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
CHOCOLATE MOVIES
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Chocolat
Like Water for Chocolate
Chocolate
There's a quiz for everything. I took the candy test.
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Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
MORE CHOCOLATE RESOURCES
Chocolove
Choc Lovers website
Internet Chocolate Store
Thought for today: Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.
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I suppose we could ask your backseat... :-)