Honestly, is there ever going to come a time when I don't have a collection of George Bush jokes that I haven't told everyone yet? Maybe January 2009? Naw, I'll still be getting jokes in, and by then they will be even funnier. Why? Because in 2009, we will no longer be trying to put a comic spin on a tragic situation.








Will Ferrell does Dubya on global warming.

Public Service Announcement.

Bush shootout game, featuring Condi!

Another game: Mr President�s Drag, Drop, and Catch. I scored zero, but had fun anyway!









You�ve seen the picture, now watch the video: The Bush Exit Strategy.



CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS

Buy the Worst President Ever merchandise here.

Buy Burning Bush products here.

The George Bush dog toy, a perfect gift for any Democrat dog!


One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again just walked away

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."


THE QUESTION

Q. If Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld were in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean, and the boat sprang a leak, who would be saved?
A. America.

THE KITTENS

One day during show & tell, a little girl stands up in front of her class and says, "My cat just had a litter of kittens, and every one of them is a Republican!"
Her teacher thinks this is just too cute for words, so a month later, when George is doing a photo op at the school, the teacher prompts the girl to talk about her pets.
"My cat had a litter of kittens," the girl says, "and every one of them is a Democrat."
"What?" says her teacher, horribly embarrassed. "Last month, you said they were all Republicans!"
"Well, yeah," says the little girl; "but since then, their eyes have opened."



I wish I had gotten this photo before I posted the "bad hunting" bit a few days ago. It would have fit right in!

Wonder if the Bush supporters who put this together have any idea how stupid it looks? (Thanks, Thor!)







Previously on Miss Cellania:
Still More Dubya
Fun with Dubya
What�s with Dubya?
Dubya
More Dubya
Hu�s on First

Thought for today: Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.


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