Totoro Shoulder Bag

Totoro Shoulder Bag - $23.95

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From Toothpaste for Dinner.

Mr. Happy Man

Johnny Barnes is one of the most popular citizens of Bermuda. The 88-year-old spends six hours a day greeting everyone. From Matt Morris Films. (via Metafilter)

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Candy Love

Four-year-old Sam loved candy almost as much as his mom Sally did. He and Daddy had given her a beautiful heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day.

A few days later Sam was eyeing it, wishing to have a piece of it. As he reached out to touch one of the big pieces, Sally said to him, "If you touch it, then you have to eat it. Do you understand?"

"Oh, yes," he said, nodding his head. Suddenly his little hand patted the tops of all the pieces of candy. "Now I can eat them all."

Saint Facts: Valentine

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Mickey The Firefighting Cat

There is absolutely no information on this video, so I don't know if it's really old or a recent retro-style production. (via Boing Boing)

Valentine Suggestion

(via Buzzfeed)

Show Your Love

All over the world, people express their love to each other in their own ways. Kien Lam made a special Valentine's Day video to remind us how universal the expression of love really is.

This is a personal project of mine made for Valentine's Day to celebrate love wherever you are in the world regardless of whether you are 8 or 84. During my travels, I found that while the customs and mediums may have been different, the essence of love was similar no matter the country. I wanted to capture that in this video.

He has more information about the video at his website.

Willing Slave

Sounds a bit kinky, but... (via Seven Deadly Sinners)

How Hollywood Says "I Love You"

This Valentine's Day supercut is the perfect way to make the object of your affection go all gushy inside, in case you want to send it to someone you love. It worked for me! This was edited as a labor of love by Matthew Belinkie, who tells about how he selected and organized the clips at his website. (via mental_floss)

Valentine Poem

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...   
What the hell is all that shit for?   

People get mushy and start acting queer   
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year   

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass   
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass   

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak   
And wear all black for the rest of the week   

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade   
For all they are doing is trying to get laid   

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit   
Because I think love is a crock of shit   

So there's the story, what else can I say?   
Love bites my ass, so screw Valentines Day!



12 Ways to Give Your Heart

When you really want to symbolize giving your heart to someone you love, you might want to make it as realistic as you can. After all, the real beating heart that provides the lifeblood of your body doesn’t look like your everyday love note or valentine. Just be sure the recipient isn’t the squeamish type! Still, these gifts are a gesture of the love you feel, while allowing you to keep that crucial organ in your chest where it belongs. See a dozen anatomically-correct hearts in a list I posted at mental_floss.