Miss Cellania

missc_8-13-06.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 radiofox@gmail.com

Visitor Tools

Google


 Subscribe in a reader

Blogroll Me!

Add to Technorati Favorites

Bookstore
Tools
A-List Blogger
Humor-Blogs.com
Listed on
  BlogShares
www.sitestop200.com


Humor blogs

Humor Blogs - Blog Catalog Blog Directory
blog search directory
Blog Directory & Search engine
The Toplist - Global catalogue of websites
World Top Blogs - Blog TopSites
Humor Blogs - Blog Top Sites
Powered by  MyPagerank.Net
View blog authority
Powered by Squarespace
Overheard

Miss Cellania has links, doctored-up photos staring Miss C. herself and YouTube videos from anywhere and everywhere on the internet. If it's funny, you'll probably see it first on her blog. -Suzanne Broughton

Miss Cellania has a site that is to die for. Whenever it’s time for a bit of a smile, interspersed with a gaffaw or two, I head on over there. -Compass Points

If you’re jonesing for more links you may want to visit Miss Cellania’s blog. Or should I say blogs. She’s like the blogosphere’s version of that Jamaican family from In Living Color. She has more blogs than they had jobs. If she starts contributing to one more blog I’m going to stage an intervention. -Cynical-C

I could never in a million years come up with half the wonderful facts, news, links et al that pepper every post she creates. -Mad Baggage

It’s a fantastic set of funny and interesting links, jokes and pictures that she compiled *every day*!   -Neatorama

She finds the coolest, funniest stuff day after day. How on earth she does this I have no clue. -NYC Educator

I don't even know how I found Miss C, but I remember the first time I was there, I burned my chocolate chip cookies. I just couldn't stop browsing! Fun stuff over there.   -Boomer Chick

If you're not regularly heading over and reading her well compiled, link-filled-goodness posts already, then maybe you should take a step back and do some self reflection and introspection to make sure your life is headed the direction it needs to be and that you're on a path that is fulfilling to you and your fellow man, as a person and as an American. -Hoodlumman

Funniest woman alive. -Pixie

It is quite possibly one of the most extensive sites I have seen for links to humourous content. It is a virtual encyclopedia for a myriad of different jokes on different topics and still growing. So a good site and worth checking out, theres definitely something for everyone, or anyone whos up for a laugh that is!   -Mr. Joe Blog

BTW - you quite possibly put together the best, most well researched content on the web, bigtime kudos to you!  -Anita B

One place I keep going back to is Miss Cellania. She really has it going on over there. Her posts are chock full of stuff I've never seen before, along with a few old favorites I had forgotten about. Anyone that can consistently come up with that much good stuff deserves kudos. -Blue Beaver Beer

Miss Cellania - is a great read, and there’s more than enough laughs to kill an evening with, on any given day. Miss C has her fingers on the pulse of every joke on the web that you haven’t seen yet. -Saskboy

(Funny, if a tad lowbrow)  - Utopia Moment

Fabulous as usual..I appreciate all of the effort..and I am truly humbled.  -Homo Escapeons

I'm not even sure why I thought her post is funny, but it is. That's all you're getting from me. Go read it.  -konagod

YAY! Miss Cellania knows I'm alive!!  -Fuzzy Dave

Gifts

thinkingbloggerpf8.jpgawardcoolcrazygold.jpgBe The Blog award

Sunday
05Jul

School's Out

song chart memes
They really need to make the school year longer, so they will have time to teach kids in what order our twelve months appear. (via GraphJam)

Sunday
05Jul

Lego Arcade

 

Stop-motion Lego action! (via Neatorama)



 

Sunday
05Jul

Diet Reminder

I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman."Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," she answered.

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!"

Comic by Steve Langille. See more of his work at Strange Breed.

Sunday
05Jul

Surefire

Sunday
05Jul

The Manly Way to Fish

 

Fishing can be much more macho than sitting around holding your pole. There's aerial bowfishing. Then there's noodling, where you catch a fish with your bare hands. But you've seen nothing like a guy jumping out of a helicopter to grab a marlin with his bare hands.



 

Sunday
05Jul

That Part Hurt

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a baseball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, "How is it that you know so much about baseball?"

She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change."

The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process. "What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut IT off?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part," she replied.

"Was it when they cut off your balls?" asked the guys.

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part," said the girl.

"What was the most painful part?" the guys asked.

She answered, "The part that hurt the most was when they cut my salary in half!"

Saturday
04Jul

Uses for Bubble Wrap

song chart memes
(via GraphJam)

Saturday
04Jul

Light Saber Catfight

 

Saber

Your fantasies have been pegged and brought to life. Be sure to stay for the punchline. (via Gorilla Mask)

 

 

Saturday
04Jul

God Finds Out About Lawn Care

Imagine the conversation The Creator might have with St. Francis about this:

"Frank you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracted butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But all I see are these green rectangles."

"It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great extent to kill them and replace them with grass."

"Grass? But it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental with temperatures. Do these suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?"

"Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn."

"The spring rains and cool weather probably make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy."

"Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it _ sometimes twice a week."

"They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?"

"Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags."

"They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?"

"No, sir. Just the opposite. They pay to throw it away."

"Now let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?"

"Yes, sir."

"These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work."

"You aren't going believe this Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it."

"What nonsense! At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. Plus, as they rot, the leaves form compost to enhance the soil. It's a natural circle of life."

"You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and have them hauled away."

"No! What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter and keep the soil moist and loose?"

"After throwing away your leaves, they go out and buy something they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves."

"And where do they get this mulch?"

"They cut down trees and grind them up."

"Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore. Saint Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?"

"Dumb and Dumber, Lord. It's a real stupid movie about..."

"Never mind I think I just heard the whole story."

Saturday
04Jul

Cat's Pledge

Ricksha Shiksa posted this sequence at Fark that deserves recognition. Not that I have much of an audience, but the few people that check this blog deserve a laugh more than most!

Saturday
04Jul

Computer Trap Shoot 2008

Brother Bill got this assignment in just under the wire -365 days after the actual event. Alas, this year, the annual July 4th Computer Trap Shoot in central Kentucky has been cancelled because the host has to work. And it wouldn't be right to hold it on any day other than the Fourth. But you'll enjoy this look at last year's event. In addition to a Power Mac, they added more excess inventory as targets -garden squash!

See also: Computer Trap Shoot 2007, and the year they shot MY computer!

Saturday
04Jul

Soup of the Day

The "special" is pretty special! (via Top Cultured)

Saturday
04Jul

Patriotic Popeye

 

From 1957.



 

Saturday
04Jul

Eating Fireworks

The local constable had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening love, in all my years on the beat I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened?"

"I came across two lads down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!!! What did you do with them?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

Friday
03Jul

Potbelly

 

Eat here and look what happens! (via Bits and Pieces)